break room

If they can make coffee disappear so easily, can they pull more out of a hat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQD4dzVkwk

There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.

I knew some day my crimes would catch up to me, but not like this...

If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris