break room

Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.

If that fork and that spoon don't use protection, they'll have a spork on their hands soon.

Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

Read the full email below [via Gawker]:

Yeah, any job where the boss refers to him or herself as "Overlord" is a no-go.