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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.
Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.
Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.
"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.