break room

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Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.

I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQD4dzVkwk

I knew some day my crimes would catch up to me, but not like this...