break room

Like a boss.

There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.

Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.