break room

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.

Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQD4dzVkwk

Like a boss.

Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.