break room

Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.

If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

If they can make coffee disappear so easily, can they pull more out of a hat?

Read the full email below [via Gawker]:

"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.

Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

I knew some day my crimes would catch up to me, but not like this...