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break room microwave notes passive aggression - 4776728320
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"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.

break room kitchen overlord waffle iron waffle maker - 6424592384
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Yeah, any job where the boss refers to him or herself as "Overlord" is a no-go.

break room fire hazard toaster - 4787750912
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Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

break room food mm post-it notes - 4870438144
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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.

break room breakroom green tea mint sign tea - 5202421248
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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ