batman

Please, dressing for the job you want is how Batman became Batman. He dressed for the job, he drove the car for the job, and he gathered all the tools for the job, and poof! He's Batman! Take all that away and he'd be another CEO who inherited his job. /nerdrant

~Office Lackey Jack

And that's all in my spare time. Problem, dudes?

It would be even more efficacious if there was a third sign below the second sign with a picture of Two-Face flipping a coin.

It's small green pieces of paper!

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