bathroom humor

We will smear poop all over the office until we get our way.

There is no excuse for this.

Maybe if I stand in front of it for long enough it'll just open on its own...

I've been meaning to invest in some healthy fiber rich supplements for a while now, but if you're willing to run to the store for me, I'd be happy to eat your lunches!

This discriminates against all of the other Doctors!

There IS a practical use for Twilight!