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Davonte Wilson of Plano, Texas spends all day decorating bananas for 10 dollars a pop. He takes orders from his website Bananas Gone Wild.  He got the idea while working in a hospital as an electrocardiogram technician.  At the time, drawing faces on bananas was just an eccentric hobby but now he says he's on track to make $100,000.  If that doesn't make you question your life choices, take a look at his handiwork:

The others all look legit.

Transmogrification is SOOO against company policy!

I hear it's also good when wrapped in ham...

"Remember, bananas don't come from the ocean."