By danns
Birthdays can be a sensitive thing to celebrate. While some people feed on the attention and stretch their celebrations for as long as possible, others are more inclined to crawl into a hole and pretend they're not another year closer to death. Whether you opt to have an extravagant party or prefer to lean into the existential crisis, you're sure to find something relatable in this assortment of birthday memes.
It could be my attention span, but I also find sans serif fonts to be oppressively mundane, and this note's prose is stilted, clunky, and repetitious. Also, tl;dr.
~Office Lackey Jack