From the submitter:
My boss was away for his Army reserve training. Little did he know a war was brewing in his office.
Is that a laundry machine next to him?
The only thing we strike is a pose.
Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.
Mentally ill? No problem!
Trolling is a art.
Then explain the Sanctification Air Force to me!