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You've got to beepin' do what you've got to beepin' do sometimes!

Also known as the "Silent Tweetment."

You never know what's under the habit.

Think about what your job could be like as you're getting fondled.

Nice touch, San Diego International!

Sometimes, flying isn't for the superstitious.

Whatever, just be sure my luggage gets on the right flight! I'm flying south for the winter, not west!