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Both a fitting tribute and an accurate description of flying these days!

You've got to beepin' do what you've got to beepin' do sometimes!

Genius!

Think about what your job could be like as you're getting fondled.

Also known as the "Silent Tweetment."

Sometimes, flying isn't for the superstitious.

Traveling used to be such fun. Used to be.

You never know what's under the habit.

Whatever, just be sure my luggage gets on the right flight! I'm flying south for the winter, not west!

Nice touch, San Diego International!