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Better hope it doesn't turn on.

No one knows why this United Airlines flight attendant decided to just deploy the emergency slide and leave but she did and now she's suspended. Apparently most of the passengers on the plane didn't even notice, so her exit was a stealthy one. 

Both a fitting tribute and an accurate description of flying these days!

At least he remembered the important stuff.

Tampering with the smoke detectors or the pilot during flight may result in a fine.

Genius!

You had ONE fire retardant payload to drop!