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Modelwerk's: The agency that will not in any way treat you like anything less than a human being with qualities that go beyond your "cute face and nice body and nice butt and nice breast."

~OLJ

Yeah, I'm gonna go 'head and just stand, thanks. I already get enough sass from my boss. I don't need it from bus stops too.

It's the recession, baby. For employers, desperation like this is few and far between.

...is Morningwood in your cup?

Have the fat cats in advertising chewed the fat about dieting so much that their strategy is wearing thin among consumers? These and other cutesy puns on your local news channel at 11.

~Office Lackey Jack