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It's the recession, baby. For employers, desperation like this is few and far between.

Or they are way shadier than we thought and are subtely letting us know.

Have the fat cats in advertising chewed the fat about dieting so much that their strategy is wearing thin among consumers? These and other cutesy puns on your local news channel at 11.

~Office Lackey Jack

This appears to just be an advertising commercial series at this point, but by all that is cat-like and holy if there is a real Pizza Cats Pizza Hut I will buy a plane ticket tomorrow. Some more for good measure: