accident

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).

"One explanation is that stressful deadlines lead to driver distraction and worsen short-term human error," Dr. Donald Redelmeier of the University of Toronto speculates.

Stressful deadlines and short-term human error? Sounds like Sunday night at college to me...