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Come on, smart-ass! Fix it if you're such a genius!

I can recapture my youth and get my work done!

Ain't nobody gonna tampon... err... tamper with your flash drives anymore!

That's what SHE said, amirite? Amirite?

holds hand up for high-five, is left hanging

~OLJ

I see your office supplies in Jello and raise you a USB drive in a brick wall!

Can't let anyone see those balance reports...

There plenty more people who don't know what they're doing over here...