UPS

Also available as a video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy7ftogjtU

Welp, I guess we'd better change that big brown banner at the top to a color that's a little less infringement-y.

Yes, I just made "infringement" an adjective. Deal with it.

~OLJ

What can [THE MIXTURE OF ALL COLORS OF THE RAINBOW WHICH CANNOT BE NAMED] do for you?

You don't seem cut out for this business. Time to uncut yourself from it!