Target

Aaaaaaaah-CHOOOOOOOO!!!

"What? The moon landing was NOT faked!"

PSA: If you've shopped at Target recently, you should probably do one of two things (or both):

1) Watch your credit card transaction history very closely for a while.
2) Just cancel any recently used credit cards and get new ones.

Somewhere a man in a blue floral cape is tripping a jaywalker.

~Office Lackey Jack

Who am I kidding, what do you care?

Yup. They have.