Subway

But more useless than an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!

Unless you don't take public transportation and drive to work. In which case OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN WAKE UP WAKE UP

~OLJ

Puerto Rican ad agency DDB Latina recently produced this line of ads for Subway, featuring various forms of garbage receptacles with prints of children on them. The ads were meant to tell consumers to "stop feeding your kids garbage and feed them Subway instead," but just ended up being confusing and weird. Too bad the ads were more trashy than the trucks and cans they were printed on...

Guy on the left: "Mmmmmmm yeah... oooh... nobody does it better than me."

"Wah wah, I have to sit in traffic for 15 whole minutes, wah wah first world problems wah!"

At least you don't have to swim to work...