Subway

But more useless than an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!

I didn't know I ordered extra BACON, ooh whassup?

A basic white guy walked into a Subway restaurant and saw a worker using a bug zapper over the food bins to kill some gnats, so he took freaked out, took a video, and alerted the health department.

The 55-second video of the incident was made by Justin Clemons at the Subway restaurant, on the way back from golfing with his young son. Clemons is also advertising the licensing of the video on Facebook.

Subway responded after Clemons got over 14,000 views on his Facebook page, which he really enjoyed:




Subway corporate gave the news their official statement for the news too:



They threw out all the food in the store and admonished the clerk, who, as far as we know now, didn't lose his job from all the bug killing.


The jury is out on whether the food bins were closed when the zapping occurred, but the news says the gnats came from spoiled fruit or a drain in the floor, both of which seems kind of gross.

Puerto Rican ad agency DDB Latina recently produced this line of ads for Subway, featuring various forms of garbage receptacles with prints of children on them. The ads were meant to tell consumers to "stop feeding your kids garbage and feed them Subway instead," but just ended up being confusing and weird. Too bad the ads were more trashy than the trucks and cans they were printed on...

Unless you don't take public transportation and drive to work. In which case OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN WAKE UP WAKE UP

~OLJ

"Wah wah, I have to sit in traffic for 15 whole minutes, wah wah first world problems wah!"

At least you don't have to swim to work...