Starbucks

Try our vanilla bean breve and our Sean Bean frappucino!

One cup of coffee. Seven dollars. Seven. The first world problems are almost palpable here.

Starbucks recently introduced a line of premium Costa Rican coffee roast called Finca Palmilera, a roast supposedly so super bueno that they've decided to charge nearly twice the price of your standard grande mocha for it. The folks over at Jimmy Kimmel Live then decided to set out and discover whether or not people could actually tell the difference between the Finca and the same old watery burnt stuff Starbucks usually has.

I'll give you one guess as to whether or not they could, because one guess is all you'll need.

As long as you have tiny print on your product, you can claim environmental causes as your own and forget about the rest. Great job, Starbies!

Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.

~OLJ

Who needs spelling anyway.

This guy sucks! He just writes "Arbok" on every cup! It's like he only knows his own name or something!

Or, as our Spanish friends say, "hasta barista, baby."