Starbucks

You misspelled "John," idiot!

"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."

This is sparking an ongoing debate on the understood use and abuse of wifi privileges at coffee shops around the country. These measures don't come as a complete shock - I've often been muscled out of seating room by those (especially in college districts, where students are either studying or preparing resumes and cover letters as they enter the job market) who take up entire tables with their laptops and paperwork, pull their feet up onto unoccupied chairs, and spend the entire day living off their $1.50 americano and however many glasses of water the baristas have seen fit to give them.

~OLJ

Who needs spelling anyway.

Slightly off topic, but have you been to the websites for Starbucks or Target recently? Have you noticed that they don't have the name of their company on the front page, just the logo? That's the trend. It freaks me out.

~OLJ

"It's like we're interns or something!"

Let this be a lesson to you, Ian.