Starbucks

After 2041, Starbucks' logo will just be blank white.

"It's like we're interns or something!"

Or, as our Spanish friends say, "hasta barista, baby."

Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.

~OLJ

"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."

This is sparking an ongoing debate on the understood use and abuse of wifi privileges at coffee shops around the country. These measures don't come as a complete shock - I've often been muscled out of seating room by those (especially in college districts, where students are either studying or preparing resumes and cover letters as they enter the job market) who take up entire tables with their laptops and paperwork, pull their feet up onto unoccupied chairs, and spend the entire day living off their $1.50 americano and however many glasses of water the baristas have seen fit to give them.

~OLJ