Starbucks

As long as you have tiny print on your product, you can claim environmental causes as your own and forget about the rest. Great job, Starbies!

STARBUCKS CARDS FOR EVERYONE!

"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."

When he was offered a position to work at Starbucks Sam told his parents that for the first time in his life. That his life had real meaning.

Sam was diagnosed with autism and like some people with autism Sam has a movement disorder. Sam has a hard time keeping his body still. Sam never thought that he would be able to work behind the bar because of his sudden movements but his manager Chris believed in him and got Sam to channel his movements into dance.

It has taken Sam and Chris a lot of shifts and hours to get Sam to do what he is doing in the video. Sam is now known as the dancing barista. If it wasn't for Chris believing in Sam he would of never believed in himself.

More people like Sam need to be seen, heard and given a chance to thrive and dance."

Even on a nationally sanctioned holiday like Labor Day? Guess so!

This guy sucks! He just writes "Arbok" on every cup! It's like he only knows his own name or something!

I'm all that's needed to get you up in the morning, baby...

This is sparking an ongoing debate on the understood use and abuse of wifi privileges at coffee shops around the country. These measures don't come as a complete shock - I've often been muscled out of seating room by those (especially in college districts, where students are either studying or preparing resumes and cover letters as they enter the job market) who take up entire tables with their laptops and paperwork, pull their feet up onto unoccupied chairs, and spend the entire day living off their $1.50 americano and however many glasses of water the baristas have seen fit to give them.

~OLJ

One cup of coffee. Seven dollars. Seven. The first world problems are almost palpable here.

Starbucks recently introduced a line of premium Costa Rican coffee roast called Finca Palmilera, a roast supposedly so super bueno that they've decided to charge nearly twice the price of your standard grande mocha for it. The folks over at Jimmy Kimmel Live then decided to set out and discover whether or not people could actually tell the difference between the Finca and the same old watery burnt stuff Starbucks usually has.

I'll give you one guess as to whether or not they could, because one guess is all you'll need.