"Peter! We've got to stop the Lizard from destroying New York City!"
"You're right, Gwen! I hear he just saved 15 percent or more on his car insurance by switching to GEICO too! That cold-blooded bastard! No pun intended..."
No Spider-Man, not that kind of web design.
"Can you shoot webs? I don't think so!"
Foooooooooootball. Sunday. Football. America.
... and I'm just... yeah, you know the rest.
"Oh my God! Peter, the Lizard is attacking Central Park! Do something!"
"Shut up, you think I'm gonna go flippity-flyin' around when I'm this full? Where's my insulin?"
It's small green pieces of paper!
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