Samsung

With the iPhone 5 now released, Android Authority sought to answer the question that we have with every iPhone: Can it withstand the four foot drop that every other phone seems to be just fine with?

Warning: Language... in addition to the whole phone-on-fire thing. Yeah, keep that warning in mind too.

After losing its appeal against the United Kingdom's High Court of Justice, which concluded that Samsung did not in fact infringe upon Apple's design copyrights, the Court of Appeals has decided that Apple must issue a public apology to Samsung.

Not only that, but the Court has told Apple exactly how their apology must be done, right down to the font size. The apology must be done in 14pt Arial font to make it clearly visible. The court did not issue a directive regarding italics, however, leaving Apple some extra room for snark in their apology. Because it was totally heartfelt to begin with... riiight...

Apple hereby reserves the right to patent everything ever. You're welcome for the Mars Rover, by the way...

...judging from the app in the lower right corner.

Put it on speakerphone if possible.

See more mobile humor on Autocowrecks!

We've made some jokes about the rigid and ridiculous copyright laws surrounding the name of a certain championship-level football game. Samsung apparently saw the same humor...

We've got a bunch of Oscar nominees right here, people!