FRIDAY

Sorry to burst your bubble, guys.

This needs to be by my desk.

... he... sucks... compared to... me... blughhuhuahgughughghuuaughgugh!!!

I'm starting an official petition to turn Thursday into Friday. But wait. What would Friday become, you ask?

SUPER Friday!

May ya' freebooters an' picaroons' bellies be stuff'd ta' the rullocks with rum an' arrack this fine evenin'! Wednesdays be damn'd! If it's Friday in yer mind's eye, it's Friday 'cross all the Seven Seas!!!

Best way to tell your appointees you've inconvenienced them and will be forcing them to change their schedule next week.

From reddit user Tiwilager:

My coworker got married...so we put 600 balloons in his office.