Flashlights are perfect for emergencies and a woefully low budget.
NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHERE CAN I GET ONE IT SEEMS PRETTY HANDY.
-WATER COOLER KABOOM CHRIS
Just another way to spice up your lunch break. Coincidentally, this is also what they do to make crossbows in prison. Ponder that one for a while.
-Water Cooler Chris
Online marketplaces connect everyone in a fascinating world of supply and demand, where sometimes the supply is old benches from fast food places, uniquely shaped Cheetos, and extremely realistic horror-themed baby dolls. There's not a whole lot of demand for all the weird and bad stuff people try to sell online, but at least it's a spectacle.