watermelon

Thought we were going to post more pumpkins today? Nope. Just some watermelons instead.

Wait, what? With the skin? Kids these days man.

This is definitely the little champ you wanted on your team in middle school when you were on a field trip, and you had to pick someone for 'the watermelon challenge.' Oh well, when at a cricket match right?

Well, it turns out I've been eating watermelon incorrectly for basically my entire life. Thank you, you sage man.

My Food Looks Like an Honorable Warrior.