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This eight foot tall LEGO statue washed up on Siesta Key Beach in Floriday. The statue, made of fiberglass, had the words "No Real Than You Are" imprinted on its torso, with the name Ego Leonard and the number 8 on its back.

Theories abound as to what the statue is about, though LEGOLand officials have already confirmed that this isn't an official LEGO product in any way. Ego Leonard's website has the same phrase in its header, and in an e-mail response to the Herald Tribune the LEGO "man" wrote back in the first person, saying "I am glad I crossed over. Although it was a hell of a swimm... Nice weather here and friendly people. I think I am gonna stay here for a while. A local sheriff escorted me to my new home."

The mystery deepens, WINners...

The one and only Michael Winslow performs on the talk show "Senkveld med Thomas og Harald." Just watch. Don't speak. I'll be here when you're done.

Warning: Bagpipes were never known for being quiet.

Sub-warning: This may be the most internet-y thing on the internet.

From Redditor fatjesus:

My fiancee is in school for SFX Makeup. Sometimes the best part is the removal.

11/11/11: The coolest totally normal not-special coincidence of the century!

Check the via link to read up on how this cool shot was made!

LOLs on wheels are over at That Will Buff Out!

Pffft, this is standard issue at the Cheezburger Network, no big deal.