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Oh, no worries, it's just Betty White in a music video promoting a life insurance/senior well-being program. Oh, and portions of the song's profits will go towards helping out Zoos in Los Angeles.

Wait, WHAT?!

LOLs on wheels are over at That Will Buff Out!

11/11/11: The coolest totally normal not-special coincidence of the century!

This eight foot tall LEGO statue washed up on Siesta Key Beach in Floriday. The statue, made of fiberglass, had the words "No Real Than You Are" imprinted on its torso, with the name Ego Leonard and the number 8 on its back.

Theories abound as to what the statue is about, though LEGOLand officials have already confirmed that this isn't an official LEGO product in any way. Ego Leonard's website has the same phrase in its header, and in an e-mail response to the Herald Tribune the LEGO "man" wrote back in the first person, saying "I am glad I crossed over. Although it was a hell of a swimm... Nice weather here and friendly people. I think I am gonna stay here for a while. A local sheriff escorted me to my new home."

The mystery deepens, WINners...

From Redditor fatjesus:

My fiancee is in school for SFX Makeup. Sometimes the best part is the removal.

This may be the most appropriate response to this video I can think of:

The one and only Michael Winslow performs on the talk show "Senkveld med Thomas og Harald." Just watch. Don't speak. I'll be here when you're done.

Warning: Bagpipes were never known for being quiet.

Sub-warning: This may be the most internet-y thing on the internet.

This is prototype footage of an interface between iPhone 4S voice-recognition breakout Siri and the human brain, using electrodes and pieces of specialized software.

The future is now, people!

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