Fine, we'll move the bird out of the room with the entertainment center.
But no seriously, it may be one of the worst games ever made that's still technically "playable." Check out the competition for it over at Memebase's Video Games site!
The Floppy Music crazy continues, this time with everyone's favorite viral song from 2007.
(For those of you born after 1995, a floppy is what the "oldies" used to let us play Return to Castle Wolfenstein on our old Tandy computers.)
To be fair, he's playing Ghost Squad, which is maybe one of the most entertaining light gun games released in a long while.
And the Wii port is still one of the best games on the system.
(Aaaaaaand FIGHT IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT THAT LAST SENTENCE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.)
Halo Forge mastermind xXHugabearXx
forged a custom Grifball level and game mode to mirror the infamous Harry Potter game Quidditch. Though, in this case players use jetpacks instead of broomsticks, but the rules of the Halo 5 Quidditch game are very similar to the original.
-Players are allotted three points for throwing the ball through one of the rival team's hoops, and one point for killing a player on the opposing team with a gravity hammer.
-The first team to hit 15 points is victorious.
Unfortunately, there's no version of the Golden Snitch in this game; and there's no assigned positions, but a team could definitely assign positions on their own. Players eager to try out this game mode in Halo 5: Guardians simply need search for the new level "Quidditch Arena' and the game mode "Quidditch."
The Utah-based company plans to use VR headsets, body monitors, and high-quality prosthetics to create digital interactive worlds. It's obviously still in its infancy, but if they pull it off nerds around the country will line up to make their Skyrim dreams a reality.
And at the very least, it can't be any worse than Dactyl Nightmare:
For those of you that weren't alive in the early 90s, Dactyl Nightmare was an early lesson in crushing disappointment wherein you strapped yourself to a massive VR rig and shot things with your crossbow. Chances are it was a stealth project to make kids never excited about the future or technology ever again.