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It may not have ballistic capabilities, but this otherwise fully-functional Portal turret might just kill you with cuteness.

And no, this one-of-a-kind unit is not for sale. It was posted on the Valve Store's own Facebook page, presumably sitting in the offices to guard development of Half-Life 3.

[pcgamer]

Well, I guess I won't be afraid of the dark anymore. I WILL be afraid of radioactive mutant ooze creatures though. Gotta take the good with the bad, right?