Valentines day

Happy Valentine's Day everybody! If you need me, I'll be in the bar (participating in activities to help actively forget that it's Valentine's Day.)

Somehow I don't think I'll be alone in this endeavor.

Just in case you forgot: You were not nearly as clever and romantic as this lady or chap was on Valentine's Day. That is all.

Or if you're going the more low key and direct route: 

In packages that range from "pretty nice of you" to extravagant, this company will send your (soon to be ex) lover a care package along with a video of you breaking up with them. 



It's probably not the kind of gift most people are expecting for Valentines day but at least it's better than a text message.