Or if you're going the more low key and direct route:
Well hey, if you're going to be hanging out alone at the bars tonight, at least there's a good trick you can pull along the way.
Sometimes it's hard to get into the Valentine's Day holiday spirit. These web comics will prepare you for the one day a year everyone is thinking of love. Or you can save these for the day after and reminisce while you gorge yourself on cheap, after Valentine's Day sale candy!
Happy V day...
Posted by Vin Diesel on Thursday, February 12, 2015
Norwood Thomas met Joyce Morris in England during World War II and took every chance they had to be together. Unfortunately, Thomas was sent home to America abruptly when the war was over. They still sent letters, and he even asked Morris to marry him but after some misunderstanding, they lost touch.
70 years later, Morris asked her son to help her look up her old flame and she found him in an article about a D-Day Veteran who just crossed skydiving off his bucket list.
via pilotonline
She asked her son to help her contact him and soon enough they were reconnecting over Skype.
In packages that range from "pretty nice of you" to extravagant, this company will send your (soon to be ex) lover a care package along with a video of you breaking up with them.
It's probably not the kind of gift most people are expecting for Valentines day but at least it's better than a text message.