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Clever Tweets About Professor X & Questionable Superpowers

As a kid, I often fantasized about having a superpower. It's true that I may have spent too much time with my older (and male) cousin, but the idea of being "special" like one of Professor X's mutant wards was an attractive fantasy. Judging by the popularity of X-Men, I probably wasn't alone in my yearning. The comics and movies, however, have done more than allow people to escape reality via superhero material. Over the last year the X-Men have inspired some seriously clever memes on Twitter - something that's a bit more relevant to our adult (and extremely online) tastes. 

The memes generally follow the format of Professor X asking about a person's superpowers. The jokes riff on some pretty unimpressive skills or mutations, and the clever jokes unfold from there. While many of these are a bit less than fresh, the format has been seeing a comeback over the last month. We hope to see more of this smart humor, but in the meantime, we've rounded up some of our favorite examples of the meme. Maybe that's our superpower. 

Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 9th, 2020)

There's no better way to start your week off than with the best animals that twitter has to offer. This... this was one long weekend, we know, so there really is no better time to look at wholesome, funny, and entertaining animal tweets. Time to cleanse yourself and your timeline with some animal content that's good for the soul because animals in any context are pure good

Even during a busy week such as this one, twitter users have found more than enough time to talk about their favorite animals. And we, just like every week, have collected those tweets for you. So yeah, we know this weekend may not have been the easiest, but we hope that some positivity in the form of animal tweets will make this week go a whole lot smoother for everyone. 

this week's best and most popular animals tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny ferret being brushed with an eyelash brush and another of a tiny duck being brushed with an eyelash brush 'Despair on Doubt @LILDOUBT1 000 Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean JUST THE WAND with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. These little wands are able to be upcycled to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, in'
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Truthful Tweets About Parenting

Being a parent can be rough. Luckily, because of sites like Twitter, we can all share and appreciate the frustration, fun, and super grossness of parenthood.

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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 2nd, 2020)

Week by week, twitter surprises us with their love for animals. Endless. People tweet about animals all the time and in any context. And since we love animals so much, we want to see all of these awesome animal tweets that people come up with, to be able to share them with our friends and spread the animal love some more. 

Because it's so hard to keep up, you know that we've got you covered, bringing you the best , most popular, most talked about animals on twitter every single week. Have you ever seen a person sharing a secret with a monkey? Well, you're about to. It's not too surprising though, animals are the best listeners after all

best and most popular animal tweets of the week thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Laura Bassett @LEBassett My dog found a croissant on the ground one time, months ago, and he still drags me to that same spot every single day to check if there's a new one. I may start occasionally hiding them there before our walks just to make his day 8:43 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 727 Retweets 197 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes'
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29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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funny food tweet whole foods in brooklyn now selling LaCroix cakes
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Because of course a Whole Foods in Brooklyn can't stand to be just another place that carries LaCroix. Step up your LaCroix game, other Whole Foods.

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Taller Than Life Funny And Wholesome Giraffe Tweets

These last few months have been a bit stressful, we know. It's been hard to keep our heads held high and stay strong. But you know who's the best at keeping their heads held high? It's quite an obvious answer when you think about it... it's a giraffe! Duh! 

These taller than life, adorable, high and mighty, clumsy and beautiful creatures are the best to teach us exactly how to stay strong and stand tall at any and all time. Giraffes are also extremely funny, did you know that? And people tweeting about giraffes may even be funnier than that. But these tall beings are not just funny, they're also so incredible adorable, sometimes it's surprising. So, hopefully, these tweets will make you smile, laugh, and make you stand just a little bit taller. 

funny and wholesome giraffe tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - thomas @perfectsweeties is there an event more traumatic than the birth of a baby giraffe. being airdropped 6 feet into this cold harsh world. standing on wobbly legs and coming to terms with the fact ur main purpose in life is to eat tall leaf 6:42 PM · Aug 20, 2020 · Twitter for Android 8K Retweets 157 Quote Tweets 98.7K Likes'
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Fourteen Funny Dogs That Are Good Boys

Let's be honest, all dogs are good dogs. But funny dogs are extra good dogs. Why? Because on top of being a good doggo, they are doing an extra job of making you laugh. Mind you, it's not an easy job for them to do, and really, their hard work has to be appreciated and admired on an additional level. 

So, when you pet them, it's important that you not only say "who's a good boy" but add "who's an extra good boy". Make sure that you know that even when they're being funny and maybe doing something ridiculous, and even if they get their head stuck in something or eat something they're not supposed to and are not having the best day, they are loved despite and for being the silliest doggos. 

memes tweets and pictures of funny dogs who are also good dogs thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog sticking its nose through a Japanese door 'Nose - Staying at a house in Japan when suddenly' and another of a dog with a shaming sign on it 'Dog - I MADE MY DAD JUMP WHEN 1 FARTED WHILE HE WAS WATCHING A HORROR FILM!'
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 30th, 2020)

When it comes to animals, no one has more love to spread than twitter users. Every day, every week, practically every minute, people tweet something new about animals, showing their love for the little creatures in many, many different ways. Everything from cats to alpacas and from funny animals to the most wholesome doggo meets baby pictures you've ever seen. 

So, every single week, since we know you love animals just as much if not more than any dedicated twitter user, we bring you the best, most viral animal tweets we can find. And we hope that all the positivity twitter has about animals spreads to you as well. 

this week's best and most popular animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a man holding a baby and pointing it at a window on the other side of which there is a grandma and grandpa holding a dog so the dog can meet the baby 'Human - brianna 00 @briannalhaynes I can't even believe these pics are real and it's MY family 12:25 AM · Nov 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 206.7K Retweets 34.5K Quote Tweets 2M Likes'
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