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28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

Twitter's been an absolute nightmare of late between the election, the pandemic, and the unholy areas in which the two intersect. We're sick of the politics, and we're willing to bet that you are, too. To help you enjoy the good parts of Twitter, we've put together some amusing (and often sadly relatable) tweets that will remind you of the good parts of the site. Stay safe out there on the internet, y'all. There's so much to avoid.

Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 9th, 2020)

There's no better way to start your week off than with the best animals that twitter has to offer. This... this was one long weekend, we know, so there really is no better time to look at wholesome, funny, and entertaining animal tweets. Time to cleanse yourself and your timeline with some animal content that's good for the soul because animals in any context are pure good

Even during a busy week such as this one, twitter users have found more than enough time to talk about their favorite animals. And we, just like every week, have collected those tweets for you. So yeah, we know this weekend may not have been the easiest, but we hope that some positivity in the form of animal tweets will make this week go a whole lot smoother for everyone. 

this week's best and most popular animals tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny ferret being brushed with an eyelash brush and another of a tiny duck being brushed with an eyelash brush 'Despair on Doubt @LILDOUBT1 000 Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean JUST THE WAND with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. These little wands are able to be upcycled to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, in'
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29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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Clever Tweets About Professor X & Questionable Superpowers

As a kid, I often fantasized about having a superpower. It's true that I may have spent too much time with my older (and male) cousin, but the idea of being "special" like one of Professor X's mutant wards was an attractive fantasy. Judging by the popularity of X-Men, I probably wasn't alone in my yearning. The comics and movies, however, have done more than allow people to escape reality via superhero material. Over the last year the X-Men have inspired some seriously clever memes on Twitter - something that's a bit more relevant to our adult (and extremely online) tastes. 

The memes generally follow the format of Professor X asking about a person's superpowers. The jokes riff on some pretty unimpressive skills or mutations, and the clever jokes unfold from there. While many of these are a bit less than fresh, the format has been seeing a comeback over the last month. We hope to see more of this smart humor, but in the meantime, we've rounded up some of our favorite examples of the meme. Maybe that's our superpower. 

Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..
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Truthful Tweets About Parenting

Being a parent can be rough. Luckily, because of sites like Twitter, we can all share and appreciate the frustration, fun, and super grossness of parenthood.

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Taller Than Life Funny And Wholesome Giraffe Tweets

These last few months have been a bit stressful, we know. It's been hard to keep our heads held high and stay strong. But you know who's the best at keeping their heads held high? It's quite an obvious answer when you think about it... it's a giraffe! Duh! 

These taller than life, adorable, high and mighty, clumsy and beautiful creatures are the best to teach us exactly how to stay strong and stand tall at any and all time. Giraffes are also extremely funny, did you know that? And people tweeting about giraffes may even be funnier than that. But these tall beings are not just funny, they're also so incredible adorable, sometimes it's surprising. So, hopefully, these tweets will make you smile, laugh, and make you stand just a little bit taller. 

funny and wholesome giraffe tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - thomas @perfectsweeties is there an event more traumatic than the birth of a baby giraffe. being airdropped 6 feet into this cold harsh world. standing on wobbly legs and coming to terms with the fact ur main purpose in life is to eat tall leaf 6:42 PM · Aug 20, 2020 · Twitter for Android 8K Retweets 157 Quote Tweets 98.7K Likes'
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Funny Tweets To Remember Later and Chuckle Quietly

Is there a word for "observation that seems poignant in the moment and then sort of gets instantly muddled into the background noise of your head, only to pop up at the most inappropriate moment?" If not, that's kind of what tweets are. That's not a bad thing, they're fun. Balls of wit make up some of the great funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later.

funny tweets and random thoughts and observations | Rads @FeelingEuphoric THERAPIST: listen really need relax banging fists on table BUT CAN BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR | Dan Sheehan ltsDanSheehan Being grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces word and suddenly name is Peepo last 30 years life
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Good Vibes Only: Wholesome Animal Memes (November 16th, 2020)

Gooood morning, fellow animal lovers! You're in for a real treat this morning, seems like the wholesomeness vibe has been turned up as of late and we have a great collection of this week's best wholesome memes! Wholesome memes are memes that make us feel inner happiness, and when you include animals into the mix... well, it's pretty much the greatest combination of all time. 

We firmly believe that by ingesting this morning wholesome dose, you'll have a great start to another week, and hopefully, that greatness will just carry you out through the week. If you know you're in for a rough week, we recommend upping this wholesome dose to include last week's wholesome goodies as well. 

We wish you all a wonderful and wholesome week! 

weeks best and cutest wholesome animal memes - thumbnail includes two memes, one of a baby camel and one of kitten taking a picture of another kitten | not sure expected baby camel look like but wasn't this | Imma take picture k? Am too close? Nah look great!
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets

When it comes to animals, no one has more love to spread than twitter users. Every day, every week, practically every minute, people tweet something new about animals, showing their love for the little creatures in many, many different ways. Everything from cats to alpacas and from funny animals to the most wholesome doggo meets baby pictures you've ever seen. 

So, every single week, since we know you love animals just as much if not more than any dedicated twitter user, we bring you the best, most viral animal tweets we can find. And we hope that all the positivity twitter has about animals spreads to you as well. 

this week's best and most popular animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a man holding a baby and pointing it at a window on the other side of which there is a grandma and grandpa holding a dog so the dog can meet the baby 'Human - brianna 00 @briannalhaynes I can't even believe these pics are real and it's MY family 12:25 AM · Nov 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 206.7K Retweets 34.5K Quote Tweets 2M Likes'
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funny food tweet whole foods in brooklyn now selling LaCroix cakes
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Because of course a Whole Foods in Brooklyn can't stand to be just another place that carries LaCroix. Step up your LaCroix game, other Whole Foods.

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Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

It's been the Monday-est week ever. And the fact that it's only Wednesday is certainly upsetting but we are choosing to look on the bright side of things and remember that we are halfway through this long week and the weekend is within reach once more. 

It's officially humpday and we need something to boost our spirits, something to give us the energy to get through the rest of today, and hopefully, the rest of this week at ease. That's where we come in and deliver this lovely gathering of fresh and hilarious animal memes in the middle of the week. It's all for you. 

When the week feels particular difficult we feel the need to bring some laughter and smile to the mix, it helps us so we figured it may help you as well! 

adorable and hilarious animal pics and memes - thumbnail includes two animal memes, one of a round white bunny "this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." and an image of a cute shark peeking over someone's shoulder "Excuse me, Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Poseidon?"
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