Case in point: Danish father Christian Carstensen, who recently won a whole kneppeload of money. Watch as he tells his sons he has good news, but keeps them guessing as to what that news actually is for minutes on end. It's the best kind of anxiety there is.
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Stay back though, he's not very good with strangers...
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Turn all that water into wine. Then I'll be impressed.
Via Team Coco
Liam Neeson apparently took his role of Bryan Mills in "Taken" very seriously.
On Conan, co-star Maggie Grace says Neeson is very protective of her in real life as well, and he went so far as to prank call her ex-boyfriend in character.
"You've made two mistakes. Your first mistake was dating out of your league," he said. "Your second mistake — well, let's just say any more mistakes and I'll break your other arm. Slowly."
Best fake dad ever.
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Ahh, Fashion Week. The pinnacle, the apex, nay, the zenith of douchery in the world of art. Naturally, an event where everyone is trying their damnedest to "out-pretentious" each other makes for a premium trolling opportunity. And naturally, Jimmy Kimmel couldn't pass up such a trolling goldmine (trolldmine?). Ever heard of fashion designers like Joe Isuzu or Meadowlark Lemon? Neither have we, and neither have any of the guests at Fashion Week... but they're not about to admit that...
Easy. Tell them you "did nothing to it." Watch their anxiety go nuts!
