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The British phone company, Tesco Mobile, has one of the most savage Twitter account on the internet.

Most people think it's fun and games to joke about Tesco's crappy coverage, or even the obnoxious auto-generated voice mails, but Tesco Mobile doesn't play.

Just take a look at some of these recent brutal comebacks and see for yourself.

A sexy looking Facebook scammer tried to seduce him but Reddit user sebastiankirk (real name Frank Flemming Jensen) was not having it.

Instead, Frank decided to respond from the other side with lyrics from Adele's hit song "Hello".

Sandra seemed completely oblivious up until the point where she LOST HER DAMN MIND and started making death threats.

Yikes.... some scammers can't take a joke.

(h/t dailymail)

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

Wes Metcalfe posted a complaint on the wall of the Facebook page of British supermarket Tesco about finding a dead worm in a cucumber.

The complaint spiraled out of control and included Oasis covers, a funeral, and some of the best damn customer service in the history of the planet.

If Rob from Customer Care doesn't get a promotion/raise/bonus out of this, I will have officially lost all faith in humanity.

RIP William

Ladies, we've all been in a situation where a weird guy asks for digits and you just don't feel like dealing with the backlash of saying no to him. Without giving too much away, this guy got trolled HARD. We just hope that he was able to walk away from the situation and eventually laugh at it like a good sport.