troll

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

If you look up the word "Troll" in a Merriam-Webster dictionary, is there just a picture of a Merriam-Webster dictionary? 

Merriam-Webster has been spending the first week of the Trump administration going all passive-aggressive on the bizarre public persona of Turmp and his staff, hoping to clear somethings up, so that "facts" don't get confused with "alternative facts."

Because Target can't always reply to their idiotic customers in the most appropriate fashion, one man took the initiative and created a fake customer service account titled "Ask ForHelp" to deliver the some serious social justice. Target Facebook has been flooded with hate after its stores recently made the move toward gender-neutral in-store labeling.

The fake Facebook account was built for success with the bull's-eye profile pic and a fitting name.... The haters weren't ready.

A sexy looking Facebook scammer tried to seduce him but Reddit user sebastiankirk (real name Frank Flemming Jensen) was not having it.

Instead, Frank decided to respond from the other side with lyrics from Adele's hit song "Hello".

Sandra seemed completely oblivious up until the point where she LOST HER DAMN MIND and started making death threats.

Yikes.... some scammers can't take a joke.

(h/t dailymail)