trampoline

Samantha Sendel is a talented circus acrobat and oh yeah, on the Canadian National Trampoline Team.

What, no net? One double-bounce and you're making a splash in the River Seine.

... or make it worse.

I mean, a death trap that's embedded into the ground is still a death trap. That said, anybody want to go for a bounce?

Warning: The lyrics accompanying this video are way harder than they need to be, considering we're dealing with trampolines here.

The Olympic trampoline event begins on Friday! Make sure to check out our coverage of that event and all of the other Olympics news over at ROFLympics!

Cutting your teeth reporting puns for TV can be nerve-racking, so let's cut that nervous-anchorman some slack.