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I mean, a nice-looking pool and a death-trap. It doesn't get any better!

... or make it worse.

Cutting your teeth reporting puns for TV can be nerve-racking, so let's cut that nervous-anchorman some slack.

All hail Senor GIF!

What, no net? One double-bounce and you're making a splash in the River Seine.

I mean, a death trap that's embedded into the ground is still a death trap. That said, anybody want to go for a bounce?