toys

Summer's almost over, but the fun can keep going all Autumn long with this Giant Cockroach Raft!



Just think--Dad puts the cover on the pool, you sneak out and hide this baby underneath it, next summer when he goes to open the pool BAM! HEART ATTACK!!

There's also this beauty that I'd love to ride:



I'm gonna ride this heat wave as long as possible, goddammit...

Need a wall? There I Fixed It.

All you need is some glue, sand paper, and two styrofoam rings.

Darth Vader, made of many many SMALLER Darth Vader toys. Yo dawg, etc.

This is not a drill. There are actually gigantic teddy bears on sale at the warehouse bulk retailer.

Specifically, the N-Strike Elite Terrascout RC Drone's a remote controlled tank equipped with a cannon that can then shoot 18 foam darts in devastating succession for a ruthless attack. Um, down.

You're right kid, Boba Fett is the coolest toy.