Tinder conversations and profiles that will destroy any thread of hope you had about online dating.
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Kicking off a conversation is the hardest part about online dating. You've already swiped, but a conversation... Who has time for that? Well, ladies & gentleman, get out your notepad because this dude is giving a tutorial.
It's a low stakes game, so why not have a little fun? Besides, every girl loves a guy who can make her laugh!
Swiping through Tinder/Bumble/Hinge like...
Via Complicatedfilms
Hi, my name is Andy and I am trying out the new mobile matchmaking app Tinder. I hope to find my future love on here. Thanks for checking out my profile!
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Australian make-up artist, Takara Allen, has put one of her Tinder matches on BLAST this week for a text of a dude asking her to bleach her skin.
The 22-year-old said she was devastated by somebody telling her she should be whiter, especially a jerk who she had already been on one date with.
"I was so in shock that someone would ever send that to me that I actually started crying out of frustration. I've never had anyone suggest that I bleach my skin before."
These Tinder-themed conversations making the rounds across the internet right now are vastly improved by the dudes that take it upon themselves to inject some solid puns into their dialogue for good measure. In this case we have a smalltime Pun Lord who clearly has a lot of potential with that last twist. He saw an unmistakably upset woman who was outright against objectification, and well, he pounced with the puns.
