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Can't Get a Persistent Suitor Off Your Back? Just Pretend to Be Hannibal Lecter

Sometimes, a guy just won't leave you alone unless you give him your number. That was Imgur user lucy2shoes' experience, so she decided to give the persistent fellow her brother's number instead. Then her brother pretended to be one of the most undateable people you can imagine, Hannibal Lecter.

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Guy Looking for a New Apartment Trolls a Scammer With Pictures of Ducks

Dave DiCianni is no stranger to trolling people over text. When he got a new phone number he got so many wrong number texts that he started a blog about it called This Isn't Shannon. That's why when he got a fake landlord asking for money he decided to embark on the following exchange:

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For the hard of reading: The warranty will not apply if "There is damaged caused by natural disaster, intentional or unintentional misuse, acts of war, space invasions, abuse, neglect, improper maintenance, or use under abnormal conditions."

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The Way This Daughter Terrorizes Her Mother Over Text Is Cruel... But So Very Funny

Liz Hammett has been the bane of her mother's existence since, presumably, the day she was born. It looks like her mother has finally caught up with technology so now her pranks have extended into the digital realm in the form of text messages that she has so graciously shared with the internet.

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