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You dildon't want to miss out on this protest.

In response to a new law passed in Texas that allows students to carry concealed guns on campus, some students at The University of Texas at Austin are planning a very unique way to speak out.

A Facebook event using the hashtag #CocksNotGlocks is encouraging students to strap sex toys onto their backpacks August 2016 to protest.

Event organizer Jessica Jin had this to say about the protest:

"'You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I'm carrying a HUGE D*LDO,'" she said in the group's description. "Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play."

If you say so, Jessica.

I've seen people who have kludged bikes, air conditioning units, computers, and even full automobiles. Never though have I seen a man who has kludged an entire property.

That man is Vince Hannemann, or as filmmaker Evan Burns calls him, the Junk King. Check out the video, and feast your eyes on a personal temple built entirely out of old crap. It's a kludge kathedral, Notre Dump, Angkor Wat with extra "wat." It's passion that could easily be mistaken for pathology, but I will say this: if the latter is true, then he is the coolest damn hoarder I've ever seen.

They say everything is bigger in Texas, but this guy's sign kills are ridiculous.

Hot weather, ebola, and now this...

This reporter is better than me, I don't know if that kind of stupidity is worth saving.