Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris split in early June and now Calvin Harris is worried T-Swift is about to write a song about him.
Today, Calvin Harris took to Twitter to kindly ask Taylor Swift to leave him alone. T-Swift, who is known to write lyrics and songs about ex-boyfriends, has been talking smack about Calvin Harris in order to create some sort of Hollywood drama (aka fuel for a new song).
Just two star crossed lovers... amirite ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Back in April the groom's sister, Ali sent Swift a heart-wrenching letter telling the pop princess that Max wed Kenya in the hospital so their dying mother wouldn't miss out on the experience. Max and his mother even danced to Swift's "Blank Space" for their mother-son dance before his mother passed soon thereafter.
After months of coordinating with Ali, T. Swift went to the Brant Beach Yacht Club in Brant Beach, New Jersey and crashed Max Singer and Kenya Smith's wedding.
Extra, extra read all about it! Another celebrity drinks alcohol and has fun. There's your story TMZ eat your heart out. Taylor Swift went out to celebrate her 10 VMA nominations, and had a blast when her new song came on, dancing and lip-syncing and looking like a complete drunk mess, but its Tay Swift, so its just cute instead of obnoxious. And with that many award nominations, if she wasn't partying that hard, we'd suspect something is up.
But this has also launched a new trending meme of her various freeze frame moves caught on camera. So sit back, relax and enjoy some of the best creations of the night to remember, and stay tuned for the next Swifty moment that is bound to come after the VMAs.
A number of websites have done articles all about the celebration and memes that have already done about it, and you can find them here:
"You know, like, people come up to me like, 'Yeah, that's right! Take Taylor!' But bro, like, I love all y'all. That's why I called her."
Before there was Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and a host of other sites for people to vaguely post their feelings, there was Myspace. Some kind people on the internet have taken screenshots of what are (allegedly) Taylor Swift's old Myspace comments. These are so wonderfully dated, it will remind you of when you were a teen making inside jokes and quoting 'Sahara' just like her.
Above: Taylor Swift being the whitest woman at this year's Grammy's. Below: Taylor Swift being the nicest woman to a kid feeling alienated at school. This is her comment on Instagram:
