tattoos

She specializes in cat tattoos and after looking at her portfolio, you're gonna want one for yourself!

Cattoos are tattoos of cats, by the way. Not on cats. Just wanted to clear that up.

I wish I knew one of these sorry individuals that had to go stigmatize themselves with stupidity, before their presupposed championship teams actually, well you know, WON. For the meanwhile, these strangers and their well-documented, supremely obvious mistakes will suffice. 

And that's how a dwarf planet's made, kiddos. Seriously though, solid little tale that din't fail to make me think, maybe romance isn't dead after all. If these two didn't take their run-in to be a sign of some sorts, then their loss.