What better way to SWAG into your home than on a floating sky bridge in a serene forest?
Oh sorry, did I say "home"? I mean SECRET VOLCANO SUPER-VILLAIN LAIR. BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF SWAG YOU HAVE IF YOU HAVE A FLOATING SKY BRIDGE.
Look at that! Ice cold, confident, cool. That's the kind of SWAG that will win you the game off of a pair on the flop.
Well, these hoodies are a little on the pricey side of things (oh no wait, I mean a lot on the pricey side), but if you need winter-wear that also makes you look like you just wrapped up your epic battle with Master Computer or Klu or whatever, there you go!
"Totally impractical"? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of being James Bond.
Let's have some real talk here: This isn't just a WIN, this is a flat-out SWAG. Look at that posture, that care-free attitude. It's not just a dude chilling in his pool like a WINner, he has the full-on demeanor of one that possesses the mysterious quality known only as SWAG.
Revel, revel in the SWAG.
Not that you have a choice, because we're going to be SWAG.failblog.org for the rest of the day.
Alternatively: "Totally Expensive Pointless Car Mod SWAG".
