swag

Alternatively: "Totally Expensive Pointless Car Mod SWAG".

"Totally impractical"? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of being James Bond.

Some things have so much SWAG, so much raw and virulent SWAG-itude, that their blatant Photoshop manipulations mean nothing. The SWAG beyond reality, if you will.

Look at that poise, that grace, that "Deal With It" attitude that can only be described in a single adjective: SWAG.

What better way to SWAG into your home than on a floating sky bridge in a serene forest?

Oh sorry, did I say "home"? I mean SECRET VOLCANO SUPER-VILLAIN LAIR. BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF SWAG YOU HAVE IF YOU HAVE A FLOATING SKY BRIDGE.

Well, these hoodies are a little on the pricey side of things (oh no wait, I mean a lot on the pricey side), but if you need winter-wear that also makes you look like you just wrapped up your epic battle with Master Computer or Klu or whatever, there you go!

Look at that! Ice cold, confident, cool. That's the kind of SWAG that will win you the game off of a pair on the flop.