surprise

When you've got a libarary card!

They made fun of me for my garage sale hunting and my hoards of tchochkes. Someday, someday I'll be like this fine gent and they'll be sorry!

After being away from home for 14 months, Brian Byrne made a special trip from Tel Aviv, Israel, to surprise his mother on her birthday in Ireland.

"Oh my gawd.. Cheeesus Brian!" 

Does this guy have any time for anything besides surprising people? 

Who lets him in these malls?