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Tumblr user oddity-txt hilariously documented a caterpillar's journey to becoming a beautiful butterfly.
This is the kind of shit that we live for. So many twists and turns. Our weary, struggle-prone bathroom warrior of the hour really spun a good yarn that didn't fail to keep me on the edge of my (toilet) seat. That, or this is kickass marketing by Charmin, interwoven into the fabric of Imgur. I'm going to have to go with the latter, butt in no way does that mean this little tale wasn't the shit, and a nice break from the pipeline of irritable advertising schemes that have a way of clogging up our news feeds.
I said hot damn can McConaughey weave one hell of a tale. It's gotta be something with the delivery -- the cadence, the illustrative word choice...the authenticity.
Regardless of what it is that makes this southern gent so particularly gifted when it comes to the craft of storytelling, sit back and enjoy as he talks about that one time his old man pissed himself a shiny new bicycle.
"I'm getting married this week! To the most fantastic, adorable, and nerdy girl on the planet. This is our love story in 73 seconds."
Ladies, we've all been in a situation where a weird guy asks for digits and you just don't feel like dealing with the backlash of saying no to him. Without giving too much away, this guy got trolled HARD. We just hope that he was able to walk away from the situation and eventually laugh at it like a good sport.
