song

Hey Internet kids, if you're at a sports thing IRL look up from your phones when you hear a loud crack of the bat.

Neva knows that at the end of the birthday song, you blow out the candles. That’s just how it works. So her third birthday was almost RUINED when Uncle Kyle started singing the song while her cake was still being decorated. She desperately tried to delay the song so it didn’t finish before the cake!

The fact that they managed to get the actual singer is damn impressive. Bravo, dudes!

Pluto Mars - Outbound Probe, clever ;)

Far down the road and deep into the future when we've been conquered by aliens, please oh please, let them find this unsettling nod to the social media-crazed society we created for ourselves.