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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Boss praises employee as a top performer but keeps him out of key meetings because he supposedly lacks industry knowledge: ‘Just read more’
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29-year-old woman goes through her 35-year-old girlfriend's phone and finds out she is planning to leave her: 'Whole time she was miserable and apparently using me which she won't say she is because we live together and split bills'
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Employee stops volunteering extra work until manager notices, leading them to finally acknowledge and change the workload: ‘It made me invisible’
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Server does exactly what the chef tells him, even though he knows it causes problems, just to prove he was right all along. When confronted, he just said: ‘He told me the other day that I was not supposed to touch anything because that was not my job.’
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Groom-to-be uninvites wedding guests after they complain about the cost and inconvenience of attending a fully paid celebration: ‘If it’s that much trouble, don’t come’
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