snake

No commercial is better than this professional's calm, confident, and casual snake removal.

Yep, you can buy all 27 pounds of this bad boy right here! Eat, feast, and be sugary my friends!

I'm thinking the $4,500 value of this uniquely ridiculous creature is shooting a bit low. I mean come on people, it's a snake...covered in damm emojis! Well done, man.