skull

Russian artist Dimitri Tsykalov eschews traditional sculpting tools and makes these fruit and vegetable skulls using axes, saws, and electrical drills - making them even creepier than they already are. Check the via link for more, and check out plenty more cool food sculptures and lols over here!

That's right, for around $120, you can be the owner of a totally edible Belgian chocolate skull. A dozen internet points to the first person who makes a time-lapse video of this thing melting.

Oh no, wait, even better, a pun for the nerd crowd: A Paper Memento Mori-o?

Real mature, anatomical models, real mature. Get a room!