shut up and take my money

Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

The folks at Dude Foods have in fact tried this monstrosity out, and while it's nearly impossible to eat with your hands they do offer the perfect solution: Deep fry the thing and put it on a stick!

The clever little plastic doohickey uses a magnet to connect the "control handle" to the dunking cradle on the inside. Cookie lovers, you know what to do.

Boston Pizza has a whole series of absurd pizza innovations, this cake is just the tip of the iceberg!