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The Texas State Fair crowned this deep-fried Cuban roll as it's "best taste" champion. Inside this delight? Chopped ham, pork shoulder, cheese, and pickles. Get it in my body NOW PLEASE.

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Via Pillsbury
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Some genius/devil/crazy person over at Pillsbury has a recipe for making this pie-cake-cheese-meat monstrosity. If you have the right stuff, go for it!

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The folks at Dude Foods have in fact tried this monstrosity out, and while it's nearly impossible to eat with your hands they do offer the perfect solution: Deep fry the thing and put it on a stick!

Via GaffGun
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Meanwhile, the rest of us can just marvel at how pleasant this taping process is to look at. You can pick one up here!