shut up and take my money

Meanwhile, the rest of us can just marvel at how pleasant this taping process is to look at. You can pick one up here!

This former "Chweizer Volksbank" vault can be yours to keep! For a low low price of "a hojillion dollars" you'll even get eight million Swiss five cent coins, for the express purpose of bathing in your own excess!

Pick them up here!

For part of his college thesis, student Jiho Jang created the GIFTY, an instant camera that captures up to five seconds of video. It then will spit out a number of frames that can be assembled into a flipbook for a hand-held GIF. At the moment, Jang's prototype is the only one in existence. Jang, if you're listening, we would totally back your Kickstarter.

The tiny bottle is available at Sriracha2go!

Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

GET IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.

The Copenhagen Wheel developed at MIT learns how you pedal and integrates seamlessly with your motion to make your riding a more enjoyable and effortless experience. Connect the wheel to your smart phone to monitor your activity and customize your ride.