shoes

Only available in Japan, unfortunately (check the via link for more).

There's plenty of more Mario swag here, however!

Then back the Kickstarter project.

Pizza Hut, the only pizza that comes with a free order of diahrea, has finally released a new and incredibly stupid way to order pizza: Shoes.

They might look like a pair of Reebok pumps, but these new Pizza Hut Pie Tops order a large pizza from Pizza Hut from anywhere. They've even got Grant Hill plugging them. No, seriously.



How does it work? A button on the top of the tongue of the Pie Tops connects to the Pie Tops app, which orders a pizza.

Welcome to the future, nerds. 

Click the link, you orphaned monster you.

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