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Ever heard that men think about every 7 seconds, or 8,000 times a day! Well that's false. Men actually think about sex 19 times a day and women 10 according to current research/ Sex is something that binds us, penetrates us.... wait what? Anyways, Sex and sex memes, gifs, and everything to do with sex is all you'll find here and much more.
When you're voted "Sexiest Man Alive" deflecting the thirst from Twitter followers is part of an everyday ritual. Ryan Reynolds, who was the People Magazine's 2010 Sexiest Man Alive, has been getting heat for years.
The difference between Ryan Reynolds and all the other beautiful faces in the world is that Ryan Reynolds is hilarious.
Take a look at his best responses to some of his fan's most brutal sexual request.
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Jimmy Kimmel loves asking people on the street about their sex lives, as we all do. It's just fun to know who's getting laid and stuff because, oh, yeah, sex.
You're not going to believe this, but on the day after Valentine's Day, well, people like to get, you know, intercoursed. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm talking about s-e-x, the physical act of love, people having it.
So light some candels, eat an oyster, and pop open that merlot becuase random people on the street are saying whether or not they did "it" last night.
Sex.
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Nobody wants to be a two-pump chump, so science has a new way of calculating how long sex lasts to make men feel better: Include foreplay.
Lovehoney, the sex toy retailer, decided to find out how long sex lasts for the average couple. After surveying 4,400 customers, they found that for a majority of heterosexual couples sex lasts and average for 19 minutes, if you include 10 minutes of foreplay. So the equation is: 10 minutes of foreplay + nine minutes of penetrative intercourse =
In fact, 52 percent of couples were happy with that number — even though men got greedy, with 23 percent of men said they wanted longer sessions. That's on you dudes because only 19 percent of women said that that wasn't enough.
However, I should say that you're doing a good job. According to Vice, people are lasting longer.
" A 2008 study, for example, found that sex considered "adequate" – objectively the worst adjective to describe sex ever – lasts anything from three to seven minutes, while seven to 13 minutes was considered a "desirable" duration.
"In 2016, Dr Brendan Zietsch from the University of Queensland surveyed 500 heterosexual couples having sex over a four-week period, asking them to manually time how long their intercourse lasted with a stopwatch. The results were pretty varied: 44 minutes was the longest, 33 seconds the shortest. But on average couples clocked in at 5.4 minutes. That's not including foreplay, but it's still considerably shorter than the duration enjoyed by respondents in the Lovehoney survey."
Good work, team!
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Before the backlash ensues for posting a list of a 'hot chick in a bikini' -- something a surprising number of users here don't seem to be on board with -- can I just invite you to consider the fact that yes, another week is almost in the books (or it already is, if you're lucky); and we should probably celebrate the long-awaited occasion by driving ourselves wild with thirst for a young lady with a bottom seemingly carved by fucking Michelangelo himself, before she fell from heaven. Too far? Oh well. Upvote if you like hot chicks in revealing bikinis. Upvote if you like Fridays.
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Mel Watts who has a pretty kickass personal blog already, which involves a whole lot of her shedding brutally honest light on the ups and downs of pregnant life/motherhood with a whiplike wit and hilarious self-awareness, might've just had her big break with this post. Yep, she went ahead and shot over a couple answers to the kinds of questions a lot of us might wonder at some point in our lives, but would never damn well ask.
