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The only good thing about having a roommate that steals your stuff is that if you tamper with your own stuff, they're in no position to complain about your stuff that they deny taking. This is a pretty common tactic. A similar and more explosive thing happened when this food thief's roommate switched to regular milk.
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Hi, thanks for visiting Fail Blog. We consider ourselves guardians of the public good and are hoping to make the world a better, safer, and more inclusive world. But as they say, change starts at home, which is why we are sharing this video on “How to Wash a Goddamn Dish” because we all live with trash and it’s our job to help them.
Sick of your roommate’s garbage lifestyle impeding on your day-to-day, send them this video, which breaks down the ins and outs of washing a dish, so that even your dumb-as-shit roommate can understand it. It’s that easy.
Go ahead. Watch and share with your idiot roomie, who will probably have to take a break from loudly breathing out of their mouth to hear this thing. It’ll be worth it if they do. Just let them know that they won’t suffocate if they close their mouth for a moment.
