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Yep, you can buy all 27 pounds of this bad boy right here! Eat, feast, and be sugary my friends!

His name also happens to be "Rocky," probably because he could knock you out with those claws. Check the via link for more info!

Well shoot, my record-setting apple-eating-while-balancing run only had twelve solid bites. I'll never get into the hall of fame now!

Not to be outdone by other meager attempts, another dodgeball game for the record books at approximately a gillyun people (accurate number, I counted).

Wait for it...