rap

I mean, as touching as a series of scathing fat jokes can be in this context. 

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Seriously, how is it even possible for someone to talk this fast? By his own admission, this video took Mac Lethal 67 takes to make.

Warning: Some language (not like you'd be able to catch it anyway...)

These kids have it all: Enthusiastic crowds, cheering, sick burns, and now they just need rhymes longer than two lines! But seriously, it looks like everyone's having a good time with this one.

Phife Dawg, a member of the rap group A Tribe Called Quest recently passed away at age 45.  This reporter was clearly a fan, the video description reads:

Mic drop! WSB-TVs Mark Arum and Fred Blankenship paid tribute to the late A Tribe Called Quest rapper Phife Dawg this morning by brilliantly inserting lyrics into the traffic report.

He does a great job sneaking it under the radar to include it in his report but his skills are undeniable. 

It's not a cakewalk for a dad to rap about how cool he is to his own kids without sounding all too desperate, but somehow, this one cool dad actually pulls it off.