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Open the door, get on the floor, everybody go to So Much Pun!

Remember kids, stay safe if you're going to stay sexy!

Remember to wrap it up, kids! The non-Moms of the future will thank you for it!

Check this link here for full-res images and an impressively detailed description of how this anti-zombie device works!

Just pretend your lunch is a cute puppy. Protecting a cute puppy will bring out the courage in all of us.