protection

Remember kids, stay safe if you're going to stay sexy!

Remember to wrap it up, kids! The non-Moms of the future will thank you for it!

Just pretend your lunch is a cute puppy. Protecting a cute puppy will bring out the courage in all of us. 

Check this link here for full-res images and an impressively detailed description of how this anti-zombie device works!

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody go to So Much Pun!