poetry

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

From the creators of "I could pee on this", there's "I could chew on this and other poems by dogs", which means the canine version of deep poems.