pizza

File under "Why didn't I think of that."

Apparently the customer reviews for this item aren't so hot, but the idea is certainly ingenious.

That's right, for the purposes of making cheaper school lunches, pizza is now a vegetable in school lunches. Eat up, kids!

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The mother of Hazel Hammersley, a young cancer patient at Los Angeles's Children's Hospital, passed the time by jokingly requesting a pizza delivery on the window to her child's room. When anonymous internet donations started bringing in pie after pie, the entire fourth floor of the hospital was able to join in on a pizza party!

Get the whole story and more pictures over at Uproxx!

This pizza night light is steal for just $6.

I mean, perhaps we should be questioning the quality of a pizza that can be made from a vending machine, but really PIZZA VENDING MACHINE, YES.

Check out a review from someone that traveled to Dubai to try this!

Thanks congress, I don't have to feel bad at all for ordering out tonight!