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Boston Pizza has a whole series of absurd pizza innovations, this cake is just the tip of the iceberg!

Yep, and that's the "medium." There's a pizza twice that size at the same restaurant!

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Pizza Hut, the only pizza that comes with a free order of diahrea, has finally released a new and incredibly stupid way to order pizza: Shoes.

They might look like a pair of Reebok pumps, but these new Pizza Hut Pie Tops order a large pizza from Pizza Hut from anywhere. They've even got Grant Hill plugging them. No, seriously.



How does it work? A button on the top of the tongue of the Pie Tops connects to the Pie Tops app, which orders a pizza.

Welcome to the future, nerds. 

File under "Why didn't I think of that."

Apparently the customer reviews for this item aren't so hot, but the idea is certainly ingenious.

From Elite Daily:

To make this insane pizza, di Francesco melts 94 cheeses from across the globe together in one pot and then chills the concoction to form a solid cheese block that is used as the pizza's base cheese.

Since 94 types of cheese could never be enough, he then tops the base with fior di latte, buffalo mozzarella, goat cheese, ricotta and some shaved raspadura for good measure.

Genius should always test this delicious.